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Nov 14, 2008

Still waiting

The Typepad blogging platform has a new post on their "Everything Typepad" blog about new features that they have released. However, there is also this paragraph at the end of the post....

There is a small group of you whose blogs are still in the process of being migrated to the new platform (we want to make sure we make the transition as smooth as possible for you) but we should be on track, as Ben predicted, to have everyone on the new platform by the end of the year.

Guess who is in that "small" group that is still waiting. Yep - you guessed it right. I am!! I'll be the last to be upgraded, at 11.59 on December 31st. Just you wait and see.

Jun 29, 2008

Coming soon to a school near you?

Political Correctness gone mad.
This time (for a change) it's not in the UK - yet!

An eight-year-old boy has sparked an unlikely outcry in Sweden after failing to invite two of his classmates to his birthday party. The boy's school says he has violated the children's rights and has complained to the Swedish Parliament. The school, in Lund, southern Sweden, argues that if invitations are handed out on school premises then it must ensure there is no discrimination. The boy's father has lodged a complaint with the parliamentary ombudsman.

How long before this reaches the UK and, as teachers, we are deemed responsible and therefore open to prosecution?

Zemanta Pixie

Jun 05, 2008

Virtually £396

If only ICT coordinators were able to charge staff for those "call outs" that happen each and every day.
Take today - between 9 - 9.30am I ...

  • Mended a broken memory stick and backed up the data on it for a T.A.
  • Sorted out a visualiser / projector display image
  • Fixed a laptop with a mousepad that wasn't functioning
  • Assisted a T.A. who couldn't log into the network

Now if I was able to charge a standard "£99 call out fee" for each one of these problems - I'd have made nearly £400 in half an hour!

And to think of all the other problems that I've previously fixed, I'd now be looking at a very healthy bank balance :-)

Mar 31, 2008

Digital Woes (1)

First rant of the day!

The school website is currently showing a cached page from three weeks ago. Why is this? Because out Local Authority has just completed a move from one service provider to another, and as a result our site is no longer showing as live.

I went to a meeting about the migration a few weeks back and actually asked the question "Will our website be affected - it's held externally and we point the domain to it". The techie boys answer was "No - it's fine"

Well, today I've been trying to get through to IT support (as it seems every other person in the county has as well) because of numerous problems coming to light on the first day back at school since the changeover.

Dec 07, 2007

Life Stinks!

Earlier this week I visited my poorly father in hospital. I travelled there straight from work as it is on my way home. When I returned to the car and hit the unlock button on the keyfob, it didn't sound right (I know - how sad!). I wandered around the car thinking that something was strange, and sure enough when I got to the passenger side noticed a big hole just at the side of the door handle.
Panic set in, and I quickly opened the boot to discover my school laptop missing. Not only had that gone, but in the bag was also my digital voice recorder, and my iPod.

Having my laptop go was bad enough, but losing the iPod, that was the worst thing, as it contained all the music for the Christmas Concert, and without it we are back to using a CD on a machine that jumps and skips.

So now I am laptop-less, voice recorder-less and iPod less, and somewhere in the city there is a scrote who thinks Christmas has come early. I only hope that (1) they are unable to access the profiles that they do not have the passwords to, and (2) that the iPod - which is a few years old now - breaks and becomes useless.

:-((

May 15, 2007

The law. An ass. What's the difference?

I cannot believe that in the current climate of protecting children from harm, the every child matters initiative, and all the other ways to keep children from harm, that a story like this one can occur.
I mean, come on. When you read that a school cannot evict a convicted paedophile from a caretakers house within it's own grounds because...

a judge refused an eviction bid in December saying [Timothy] Martin had a tenancy agreement and had not been convicted...The judge said under the law he had an assured short term tenancy agreement and was allowed to remain.

Hello!! What about the law that the children should be able to attend school without being at risk from - and I say it again - a  convicted paedophile?
What is more important here - the safety and protection of a school full of children, or a piddling little tenacy agreement of a society deviant??

Apr 28, 2007

DVLA - the third chapter...

Well, I sent off the *replacement* tax disc for a full refund (see previous post) to Poole, and a very helpful lady who works there. Today she replied to me. She has now sent my request for the refund from her department in Poole to the refunds department in Swansea. More waiting!!

As well as that, she also informed that I will more than likely not receive a notification that my *current* disc is about to expire when it is due to. This now has me thinking that if I don't get the reminder, then the computer doesn't know it's about to expire, so the computer must think I'm still using the *replacement* disc, and when I apply for the next disc I'll then receive a reminder later on in the year for the one that I sent back. I can see this going on and on and on and on for ever.

Computers - designed to make life easier. Don't they do a great job!

Apr 13, 2007

DVLA, the sequel!

Well last week I spent an afternoon talking to my local DVLA centre about their mistake with my tax disc, see this post, that resulted in me needing to send in my *old * disc to be refunded, whilst displaying the *replacement* in car. 
However this week I've received a letter direct from the DVLA that tells me to send in my *replacement* disc for a refund, and display the *old* disc in car.

All I can think of is the phrase "left hand doesn't know what the right is doing"

??? So, what do I do - maybe I should send in both and get two refunds (nice idea!), but then the car will have no disc on it, and that opens up a whole new situation...

Apr 07, 2007

It must be Easter

It must be, because there's no school during the day, and what does that mean?

  • Well, firstly because the weather is good for a change, the gardens have been crying out to have the grass cut.
  • Then, the car developed noises that needed investigating by pulling bits out to look behind panels.
  • And of course every end of term break has at least one major job - decorating / DIY / etc. What is the task this holiday? Clearing out the attic.

Why, as a teacher, do I find the need to store every single worksheet I've ever created, to save every dog earred story book I've ever used, and to keep daily planning from 14 years ago? It is a special ability that a teacher develops, to hoarde the unneccesary and unwanted?

Well, after six trips to the local recycling centre I'm almost there - the only things left to sort out now are the three Christmas trees (no idea why!) and the various decorations that go with them all.

Apr 03, 2007

Acronyms

DVLA - four letters. I thought they stood for Driver and  Vehicle Licensing Agency until recently. Now I know that's not true, it stands for Dopey and vacant, lacklustre a***oles.

Why do I know this? Because I've had a four month battle with them, and it's still ongoing. You see I bought a car last year, it was txed for 12 months by the garage, but low and behold in December the DVLA kindly informed me that my tax had run out, and I needed a new disc otherwise they would take me to court.
A phone call to their trained monkeys taught me that before they would investigate the error I'd have to buy a new disc.
Well after not hearing anything from them regarding a refund of an extra 6 months tax I rang them to find out that Swansea (the HQ) had no idea where my paperwork was, although "it might be at your local offce".
My local office happened to be close to the M1 - close to the closed off part of the M1, and so trying to get to the office was a crawl.
Anyway, my local office discovered that it was them who issued the original license, and yes it did seem to be in error on their system but...

...they couldn't offer a refund. I'd have to fill in even more forms and (reading the small print at the bottom) wait up to 6 weeks for a decision.

Will this ever end???

Mar 14, 2007

Has the world gone mad?

Quote;

Red noses have been banned from the set of the BBC's celebrity Fame Academy special - even though it is raising funds for Comic Relief.

I mean, come on - when was the last time you saw a nose catch fire??

Oct 19, 2005

Machine Error 41

I thought I was being clever last year when I bought an all singing, all dancing new printer (mentioned it in my digital teachers blog) from Brother. I was beaming at my smartness.
Not any more - the thing is only good enough to be used as a doorstop now. You see, I get a message on the small LCD screen that says (wait for it...) ERROR 41 (all brother printer owners are now cringing into the monitors).
Yes, the famous and annoying Error 41 message has struck me and my machine is just out of its warranty period, so I'm up sh*t creek without a paddle.
I wasn't sure what the Error 41 message was, until I googled it, and then sat in horror as I read report after report on how so many other people had been affected by it.
So, my advice to you - DON'T BUY A BROTHER PRINTER!!! Ignore their website advice of "Turn off and plug back in". It doesn't solve it. It won't make it work. Just go get another printer from a more reliable firm.
Please.

Aug 21, 2005

Neighbours

How can 5 into 3 go? It's easy if you are my neighbours. You have 3 people living in the house, but you have 5 cars that spread themselves all around the street. The result of this? Cars put on other peoples driveways, cars parked on the road blocking driveways, cars parked and stopping me getting into and out of my drive. Grrrrrrr

Aug 11, 2005

Give me my beer

So, with all the problems that the UK is facing at the moment, what is it that the government, the police, and the courts are disagreeing about at the moment;

  • Is it civil liberties following the announcement of secret terror courts?
  • Is it the re-introduction of acts of treason against extremists?

No, it's much more important than that. It's what time a pub should stop selling me my beer. Seriously.

Yes, I can see their argument that stopping me getting a pint at midnight outweighs the potential for someone to say bad things about the country and try and turn young people against the establishment. I understand how limiting the time I can sit and relax in a pub, trying to forget the state of this country, is much more important than preventing terrorist loss of life.

From the BBC
The council of circuit judges, representing 600 judges across England and Wales, said they were "in no doubt" longer opening hours would mean an escalation in violent crime.
Those offences, they said, would include "rape, grievous bodily harm and worse".
Judge Charles Harris QC was particularly critical of the plans, saying a high proportion of British people become "pugnacious and bellicose" after drinking.

Well, yes I see their point.

After all, there was a time when pubs followed bizzare licensing hours, and stopped serving alcohol mid afternoon until the early evening.  Then there came "All day drinking" and I recall all too clearly the effect it had on the pub I worked in;

  • Hoards of drunken 'yobs' trying to pick a fight with the barstaff;
  • Drunken people staggering around the streets urinating up lamp posts;
  • An increase in crime.

Of course, I am telling big fat lies about this. I worked in a city centre pub when the daytime drinking laws came in to force, and how many people did we have staying in the place all afternoon? Well, here's a clue. Less than 1.

Yep, not a single person rolled up at 11am and sat drinking through until 11pm. They came in, had a few drinks, relaxed, and went when they were ready.
There was no need to force people out at 2pm, just because the law said it had to be done, they left when they wanted.

And the same will happen when the new laws come into effect in November.

I will not sit in a pub at midnight, and think "I have to keep drinking, they don't close yet". When I'm ready, I'll leave.

The only difference will be that I won't be joining thousands of others who have been ejected at the same time in a small area of town.

I'll walk down quieter streets, and even better, the taxi queue will be much shorter.
Shorter queues = less anger. Less anger = less fights. Or am I just missing something here?

So, stop with the scare mongering about all night drinking. Worry me about serious issues, like terrorist threats and global warming. Then let me sit in a pub and try and forget those worries until the early hours when I decide I want to leave.

Oh, and one final point - from the applications submitted already, nine out of ten pubs are thought to have applied to stay open an hour or two later - rather than all night as expected.

Jul 10, 2005

Double Standards

This is likely to get me into some trouble, but I have to say it. I'm still coming to terms with the attacks in London on Thursday. Unbelievable what I saw on the news that evening, and over the last few days. However, I then heard a press conference from our so called great leader, Bliar (oops - was that misspelt? seemed better that way). I am not saying that the people who did those awful acts were right and just to do this - far from it - , I think it was a cowardly act, but to hear Blair standing in front of the French leader and saying that there is no excuse for it just smacked to me of double standards.

You see, think back to 1939. Hitler goes on the rampage. Over the next few years he invades countries for no reason other than he wants to. The French are one such people invaded. What does Britain do - why we tell the French people that this is wrong, that it shouldn't be allowed. How dare one country invade another. FIGHT BACK we shout - resist them. Do what you have to. And they do. They blow up trains, they blow up tanks, they use any means possible to cause damage and destruction to the German army. And we in England applaude them, because it's what we want.

Now, jump forward to 2005. We invade Iraq along with our master. We go on the rampage. And then as soon as the people start to fight back - maybe even RESIST we cry unfair, stop it. You can't do that.

That is why I say double standards, that is why I don't like Blair. He is proud to celebrate our victory in the second world war, proud to talk about the French resistance, but when it happens right back at him - then it's a completely different story, and it's not allowed. If only we had actually stood up and showed we had a spine when the UN said wait, if only we had listened to Clair Short, Robin Cook and other ex members of cabinet, instead of following our master blindly we could have avoided this. It's a horrible place at the moment the world, and two people have helped to make it that way. Unfortunately they are so far up their own backsides that they will never see, or admit, their mistakes and as a result there will be casualties for many years to come.
It's never the politicians who suffer, and so they go on with their mindless self believe, safe in the fact that if all hell does break lose, while we are suffering, they'll be tucked up away from it all and still able to bark their illegal orders.
There, rant over. Feel free to comment. I'll have rattled someones cage with that.

Jun 17, 2005

Recharge

So, it's 7am and I leave the house and jump in the car to go to work.
Except that I don't go to work. I don't go anywhere - because on a warm June morning the car battery has gone flat and there is absolutely nothing happening when I turn the key.
Then Jones syndrome (Dads Army - brilliant) starts to set in and the small voice in my head starts to shout out "Don't Panic, Don't Panic!, but it's too late as I already am.
In 40 minutes I should be arriving at work, and I still have a daughter to drop off first.
Solution? Call the parents, they collect the daughter. I call a taxi. It arrives. We go to the cashpoint first so that I can withdraw a mortgage amount of cash and then off we go.
How much does it cost me to taxi to work - £17. Seventeen whole pounds that I could put to much better use than paying a taxi driver to get me to work in the morning.
So this evening when I finally get in I call the breakdown people to take a look, and lo and behold: It's the battery. It's flat. Who'd have thought that, eh!
The alternator is not recharging it, so now I have to go and buy another alternator and get it fitted in. In the meantime, it's £17 taxis and buses.
Bloody cars - why do we have them?

Apr 21, 2005

$£^%"$

What can be better after the crappest day at work ever, than to get in the car, open all the windows, roll back the sun roof and hurl abuse while driving all the way home.
The pent up rage inside slowly dissolving away with every expletive, action and sadistic plan.
What makes it even better though, is the look on pedestrians faces as you see them in the rear view mirror, just staring in disbelief at the car that has just passed by them.
I just think " $%£^ you! "

Apr 11, 2005

Free Speech...?

What should I make of this I wonder.
I returned home tonight to download the messages waiting from several UK teaching forums that Becta (British Educational Communication and Technology agency) run. Well, all the lists have been supsended. Read the following comments and work out why;

  • The government has called an election.
  • Becta are a government department.
  • All the becta lists have been suspended until after the election.
  • Teachers are unable to 'talk' to each other via these forums.

Are the government trying to stop something? What are they wanting to hide?

Oh, and on another note. Visit google.co.uk and type liar - now click 'I'm feeling lucky'. Guess who pops up on the screen. Suprised? No, me neither!

Mar 20, 2005

Kids

I've spent most of today either doing things for my daughter, taking her places, or else trying to sort out the pigsty she calls her bedroom.
This morning began with a taxi service (of course there was no payment for me!) to the local park where she met up with other girls in her guide division ready for the local Palm Sunday parade. Whilst she was busy marching along the streets of the town centre (much to the annoyance of the traffic that had to wait whilst the police escorted all the guides and scouts) I headed to the local Sainsburys supermarket for a Sunday Times. Nice notice on the display shelf when I got there "Sorry, no deliveries today".
Bugger.
So, I headed to the other supermarket - Asda - convinced that they would have them.
Nope. Wrong again.
Finally I found one in WHSmiths. The last one on the shelf there.
So, armed with my newspaper I headed to the church to meet her. I sat and read (and there was a great article on Jamie Oliver and his school dinners crusade) until it was time that they came out. But they never emerged. 30 minutes later the great wooden doors of the church opened, and out she came with all the others. Apparently the vicar had a little bit more than usual to say!
So, back home and I thought a short job of trying to find the carpet in her room (I knew there was one in there underneath all the books and clothes. I had seen it once)
Well, 5 hours later and I've finally made her complete the room. It was hard, it was a struggle, and if I'd just done it myself it would have been completed in less than an hour, but I was damn sure that this time SHE would clean it herself. Despite the questions "Where should I put this rubbish?" (I had a sarcastic answer ready, but held my tongue!) and "Do I have to do it", I held my nerve and watched her do it all.
Now, I just need to make sure ity stays clean. Bets on how long....

Sep 13, 2004

Been a while

I haven't written a thing here for a few days. There is a reason for this. I have been very busy, using the computer to email and write to many people.

I noticed today the PM was talking at the TUC conference and spouting about how employers need to value for their employees to make them feel valued and, as a result, work better.
Nice idea Tony, how about a word with your education officials then. I don't think they got the memo about making the teachers and TA's around the country feel valued.

On a completely seperate note. It took me nearly 2 hours today to travel 4 miles. 2 miles across town to drop my partner at her school, that took from 8am until after 9am (it normally takes no more than 25 minutes), and then another hour to get back. Every road was solid, drivers with little or no brain activity queueing across junctions causing problems for traffic travelling in another direction, and no apparent cause to it all (Why do I have the radio set to cut in when travel news is on, if the reporter isn't going to tell me why everything is slow?)
I think that one of the reasons was the reduction of one of the main routes into the city being reduced from 2 lanes and a bus lane, to a single shared lane while some resurfacing took place. Maybe I'm being to logical here, and I'd never make a councillor for having thoughts like this, but surely it would have made more sense to resurface the road and reduce the lanes AFTER the rush hour when the roads were quieter. Wouldn't it???

Aug 04, 2004

It never rains but pours...

It is only Wednesday, yet I am ready to end this week NOW! So far this week the following events have tested me:

* While removing tiles from the bathroom, the plaster had fallen from the wall to reveal the bare brick structure. I am going to need to pay for a plasterer to fix this.
* The dryer (interesting word for a machine) has decided to go round and around, but not dry anything anymore. We need to get a new one.
* The radiators in the bathroom and kitchen need removing, and they don't want to go without a fight and lots of spilled water. There will need to be a plumber called in to sort this.
* The car went in for a small service on Monday. Today is Wednesday and I have only just fetched it after handing over a princely amount of money to the garage. Small service my foot!!

I am hoping that there will be nothing else added to this list, or else I might just go nuts!

Jul 18, 2004

They're having a laugh

I posted a comment on my trip to Bristol by train recently. I was not happy with the extremely overcrowded train and so wrote to the company.
This weekend I received a reply from the company (who I have so far not named as I thought it not fair to do so).
Well, they wrote to me saying they were concerned that I was not happy with my journey, they did not give a satisfactory explanation for the extreme overcrowding of the train, and they have sent me a travel voucher for........
£7
Yes, £7.
Now it is not the money that I am after - it was an apology for the health and safety violations (surely it cannot be legal to cram passengers up and down the aisles of the train preventing people from moving).
I didn't get that. I am not happy. I have decided to play the name and shame game - it was Virgin trains. I will not be travelling by them again.

I will now be taking this further - once I find out who to complain to next. If neccesary I will write directly to their managing director and the rail regulators.

Jun 09, 2004

Another one bites the dust

Seems like I'm not the only one who is stepping out of the classroom. I've heard that someone who studied to be a teacher at the same time as me has handed their notice into their school this term.
The reason? They are disillusioned with the profession. A teacher should TEACH, and not be an office worker spending all their time filling in forms.
This sounds very familiar - I know a lot of teachers who feel this way.

May 20, 2004

The [blunders] of technology

When it works, email is great. When it doesn't it, it tends to go wrong spectacularly! Take my email account at home. Over the last few days I been receiving multiple emails from the same people with the same message, sent at the same time. In one case I had 8 messages repeated over the course of a few hours!

As well as that, I am sometimes receiving replies to messages that I haven't yet seen the original version of (at this point you start to think that you forgetting parts of your day), and then when I do send a mail I get a rejected message, shortly followed by the email appearing on the list or group it was sent to.

It's very confusing, and slightly unnerving, when a mesage that was rejected gets through. I thought it was my machine, until I went to my ISP server status page and found the following messages;

Outgoing email issues xxx customers attempting to send email may currently find the mails take a long time to send, and may time out while trying to do so. This is due to a technical fault. Customers may also see the error messege "Server Error: 452, Error Number: 0x800CCC6C" Our engineers are aware and are working towards a resolution as soon as possible. Please accept our apologies for any inconvience caused.

and

Incoming (receiving) email issues. xxx Broadband Internet customers using the xxx Mail service may be experiencing problems accessing the service, this is because of a technical fault. Our engineers are aware of this issue and working on a resolution. We would like to apologise for any inconvenience caused

Well, that solves that one! It's not my machine, its my ISP (again). Their slogan is 'technology tamed' (can we think of better word that rhymes with tamed.....)

Apr 30, 2004

Big brother

I am being watched!
As I was drving into work this morning I crawled along the ringroad, passing underneath the never ending gaze of the SPECS speeding cameras.
I've got used to these eyes peering at me along almost entire stretch of the ringroad (If you ever travel to Nottingham - beware of them!!)
However, when I turned off this morning and headed towards and over a humpbacked bridge, there was a car approaching from the other direction - lights flashing at me, and the driver frantically signalling while trying to keep control of his car.
Why, I thought, is he doing this? - does he know me? Is there something wrong with the front of my car?
No! - as I went over the bridge I found out. A mobile police camera van parked just over the brow, ready to catch any driver who dared to accelerate to get up the hill, and hadn't checked their speed on the way down.
I'm wondering if it's time to visit a shop to buy a detection system to avoid getting caught out.
I'm not the only one it seems who thinks that we have enough cameras, over in Brian's Culture Blog, he has used photoshop to redesign the look of several, while there are galleries at the Uk speed cameras Gatzo Capital of the UK website, showing the lengths some people will go to to stop them working.

Disclaimer - this is not big, it is not clever, and above all it is not legal.
It should not be done, no matter how annoying these cameras are becoming.

Ok, got that. Don't do it ;-)

Apr 15, 2004

Where has the pride gone?

Talking of next Friday, it is St George's Day here in the U.K.
It's a strange thing is St. George's Day. Here we have the patron saint of England, and yet more people go out and celebrate Irelands St Patrick's Day in March. Why?
I have this problem each year in school. On St Patrick's Day it's not unusual to see cakes with clovers iced onto them, and Irish stew being served, yet on St George's Day there was nothing done.
Well I decided that it was a day to be proud to be English and so my class would have a day of patron saint related activities.
Have you ever tried telling the story of St George and the Dragon from the dragons viewpoint?, what about using the foam javelins that schools have to joust with - either get the children to run towards each other, or sit them on 'horses' (other children), then swap. Have to add though that this might not be so advisable now with the "sue you" culture that is developing. Shame, but it has to be said for safety reasons.
There is also shield designing, dragon racing (card dragon shapes that can be threaded onto a piece of string that is then tied at one end to a chair). Everytime a child flicks the string from the other end, the dragon will 'hop' along the string a little way. Put several in a row and you have a competition. Oh, but that's not allowed either now is it. Every child has to be a winner don't they. Better get them used to the real world by never having to deal with losing at something!!
So - who celebrates the national day for their country?
And is it just England where people seem to be scared to show a bit of pride? Let me know.

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