I want to visit my local county council. I want to sit in on one of their transport meetings. I want to see the muppets that actually make the rules that make my life a misery when I am driving around the city.
I'd like to meet the monkey that decided 24 hours bus routes into and out of cities is a good idea. I'm not the worlds brainiest person, but even I think that two lanes of cars forced into one won't work. It results in a queue. A big queue. A very big queue of irrate car drivers.
I'd like to come face to face with the one who moved bus stops out from their lay bys and put their bus stop in the inside lane, thus stopping the flow of traffic. What is the point of that? Oh, of course. It stops the flow of traffic.
I'd like to meet the spanner that sets up roadworks on a major route out of the city on the pavement, and coned off an entire lane of traffic for no reason other than to cause traffic jams on all the surrounding roads.
And why is this being done? So that they can then say that the roads are congested, that they need to introduce more stupid measures. Well no, simply give me back my lane that the buses stole, get the bus stops back in the lay bys, and don't cone off lanes for no reason at all.
